Infowars Loons And Proud Boys Swarm Florida To Demand They Stop Counting Votes.

What if they count all the votes and Rick Scott loses? What then? How would that be fair?

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Neil Gorsuch Confirmed To SCOTUS By Vote Of 'Fuck You' To 'Merrick Garland'

Well this sucks.

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Senate Democrats Announce Plan To Discover Own Balls, Gag Mitch McConnell With Them

Senate Democrats ready to filibuster the piss out of Trump's SCOTUS nominee on day one! SI SE PUEDE!

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Hey Mitch McConnell, It's Time For You To STFU Again

Mitch McConnell thinks Americans won't tolerate Democrats obstructing Trump's SCOTUS nominee. HAHAHAHAHAHA OK.

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Who Sucks Harder, Kellyanne Conway Or Ted Cruz? HAHA TRICK QUESTION, YOU LOSE!

In a competition over who can be the most hypocritical dick, Conway and Cruz WIN TOGETHER.

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Here's Your Badass Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Moving To New Zealand If Trump Is Elected

It's no big deal because sane Americans aren't going to let Trump anywhere near the presidency. OR ARE THEY?

Courts

Trump Plays Fantasy SCOTUSball, Picks Judge Who Hates Him

Elections

Fox News Pretty Sure Hillary Should Fry For Obama's SCOTUS Pick

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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