President Grandpa. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 10, 2018 Nobody wants John Kelly's job, and Jared has a bromance with MBS. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 10 Dec 2018
West Virginia Teachers' Strike VICTORY Gives EVERYONE Eat! Final ratification pending Trump taking credit for the deal. Doktor Zoom News 28 Feb 2018
California Insists On Doing Cool New Shit For 2018. Not Just Smoking It, Either! Rush Limbaugh listeners will be provided a safe space. Arizona. Doktor Zoom News 04 Jan 2018
Nice Time! Schools -- And The Feds! -- Rethinking That Whole 'Starve Poor Kids' Thing When I was hungry, you stamped 'I Need Lunch Money' on my arm and sent me home. Doktor Zoom News 05 Jul 2017
Trump's Call To 'Help' Charlie Gard Is Both Cynical And Cruel, And Fuck Him Robyn is mad. REALLY mad. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 03 Jul 2017
We've Seen Trump's Education Budget, And We're Really Gonna Miss Public Schools Huh. Guess we don't need no education, for reals. Doktor Zoom News 19 May 2017
Michelle Obama's Let's Move Program Replaced With Mandatory Chicken Nuggets, FOR THE CHILDREN! THANKS MICHELLE OBAMA. Five Dollar Feminist News 01 May 2017
Deleted Comments: Don't Call Trump Supporters Thugs. They'll Kick Your Pinko Ass Doktor Zoom News 20 Mar 2016
Deleted Comments: Don't Call Trump Supporters Thugs. They'll Kick Your Pinko Ass