President Grandpa. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 10, 2018

Nobody wants John Kelly's job, and Jared has a bromance with MBS. Your morning news brief!

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West Virginia Teachers' Strike VICTORY Gives EVERYONE Eat!

Final ratification pending Trump taking credit for the deal.

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California Insists On Doing Cool New Shit For 2018. Not Just Smoking It, Either!

Rush Limbaugh listeners will be provided a safe space. Arizona.

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Nice Time! Schools -- And The Feds! -- Rethinking That Whole 'Starve Poor Kids' Thing

When I was hungry, you stamped 'I Need Lunch Money' on my arm and sent me home.

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Trump's Call To 'Help' Charlie Gard Is Both Cynical And Cruel, And Fuck Him

Robyn is mad. REALLY mad.

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We've Seen Trump's Education Budget, And We're Really Gonna Miss Public Schools

Huh. Guess we don't need no education, for reals.

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Deleted Comments: Don't Call Trump Supporters Thugs. They'll Kick Your Pinko Ass

Post-Racial America

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Paul Manafort Celebrates 70th Birthday With Loved Ones APRIL FOOLS HE'S IN PRISON

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GOP'S Secret Healthcare Plan Is That It Has No Healthcare Plan

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Fraudy Sovereign Citizen Dude Loves Cats, Fraud

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Jerry Nadler To Bill Barr: IT'S SUBPOENA-THIRTY, MOTHERF*CKER!

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