Florida NRA Lady Weeps For The Little Tiny Children's Guns She don't like Mondays. Doktor Zoom Guns 19 Aug 2019
Spies Like Us! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 21, 2018 Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting. Dominic Gwinn News 21 May 2018
10 Dead In Santa Fe School Shooting, But Don't Worry, The Guns Are Safe Guns don't kill people. Too many doors kills people. Wonderbitch News 18 May 2018
Trump Announces Gun Plan To Do Absolutely Nothing About Guns (Except Ban Abortion, Probably) Drug dealers won't be affected by a blue ribbon commission, but mass shooters certainly will. Doktor Zoom News 12 Mar 2018
Tomi Lahren Demands Liberals Stop Shooting Christians To Death With Assault Mockery Tomi Lahren is a very tiresome young lady. Doktor Zoom News 20 Feb 2018
Nation's Idiots Rush To Explain Why Florida School Massacre Isn't About Guns A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection Doktor Zoom News 16 Feb 2018
How Could Such A Tragedy Happen Again After The Last Time We Did Absolutely Nothing? Here we are again. One of these days we might even do something about it. Doktor Zoom News 15 Feb 2018
There Is A Problem When We Can't Keep Track Of The School Shootings This isn't what we hope for, no. killermartinis News 11 Dec 2017
Pete Buttigieg Promises His 'Medicare For All' Plan Is The Bestest, Least Socialist One Yet 2020 democratic primary
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