We're Not Saying Harry Reid Is A Space Alien, But...
The truth is out there. Or maybe (points to heart) it's IN HERE.
19 Dec 2017
Which Game Of Thrones Character Is Steve Bannon? (Whichever Character Just Got Shitcanned)
Oh, now we get it. The throne is made of swords 'cause there's so much backstabbing. That's symbolic. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
18 Aug 2017
Newsbusters Knows Who Is The Real Pussy-Grabber, And It Is Sci-Fi Time-Travel Ghost Of JFK
Damn feminists have ruined mediocre TV sci-fi, tell you what.
19 Oct 2016
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Dallas Probably Doesn't Signal Rise Of Police Death Robots. At Least Not Yet. Probably.
The Dallas Police Department's use of a robot to kill the suspect in Thursday's shootings of police raises questions about the next phase in policing technology. We're sure it will be used responsibly, you bet.
08 Jul 2016
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