Judge Says Paul Manafort Is Total LIAR F*CKING LIAR, Hopes He Stubs His Toe In Jail OK WE ARE JUST FOOLING, Judge Amy Berman Jackson did not say she hopes Paul Manafort stubs his toe. Wonkette was just reading between the lines. Evan Hurst News 14 Feb 2019
It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY) Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid. Evan Hurst News 12 Feb 2019
Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal WTF does tonight's special message from Robert Mueller tell us? Wonkette tries to answer that question! Evan Hurst News 18 Jan 2019
SDNY Will Put Michael Cohen TO DEATH! OK Not Really, But It's BAD (For Him) Meanwhile, Robert Mueller is being a LI'L BIT nicer to him. Evan Hurst News 07 Dec 2018
What's Behind All Michael Flynn's Dumb REDACTED Black Ink? Here's A Turkey Of An Idea! Time for a refresher on Michael Flynn's fucked up Turkish literal actual foreign agent work! Evan Hurst News 06 Dec 2018
Robert Mueller Just Saying Michael Flynn Sold ALL Y'ALL F*CKERS OUT, OH MY LORD That part ain't redacted, it is LOUD AND CLEAR. Evan Hurst News 05 Dec 2018
Elizabeth Warren Scaring Billionaires So Much They're Going As Her For Halloween 2020 democratic primary
