Pardons For Everyone, Including The President! (Offer May Not Be Valid In Your America) Why all these pardons right now? OH, NO REASON. Five Dollar Feminist News 05 Jun 2018
Dinesh D'Souza Might Be Pardoned, But He's Still Invited To Go Fuck Himself How many more fucked up things can happen today???? Evan Hurst News 31 May 2018
Sean Hannity Can Haz ALL DONALD TRUMP'S LAWYERS? The world of Trump and Hannity is weird and gross and incestuous, ALLEGEDLY. Evan Hurst News 18 Apr 2018
Trump Pardons Scooter Libby, Because LOLOL We Live In Hell And Nothing Matters Anymore? Take THAT, James Comey and FBI and CIA and all the rest of America too! Evan Hurst News 13 Apr 2018
James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That's Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL! Evan Hurst News 13 Apr 2018
New Bush-Cheney Postmortem Shows The Lighter Side Of Gross Incompetence And Corruption Alex Ruthrauff News 11 Oct 2013
Alberto Gonzales Offers Totally Hypothetical Example Of How To Investigate, Say, A Leaked CIA Agent's Name Rebecca Schoenkopf News 14 May 2013
Long National Nightmare Over: Jailbird Scooter Libby's Voting Rights Restored! Rebecca Schoenkopf News 01 Mar 2013
