Florida Recount Happening, Andrew Gillum Unconcedes. Hooray! Also this is your OPEN THREAD! Robyn Pennacchia Media/Entertainment 10 Nov 2018
White House Shocked Everyone Calling Brett Kavanaugh Rapey Like That's A BAD Thing We only hope the White House drags this out as long as humanly possible. Evan Hurst News 17 Sep 2018
Why Are We Boycotting Starbucks Today? Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA? Doktor Zoom News 01 Feb 2017
Nice British Singer Lady Will Do Trump's Inauguration, On One Hilarious Condition She wants to sing this classic protest song about black people being lynched, would that be OK? Evan Hurst News 03 Jan 2017
Your Weekly Top Ten Says Happy War On Christmas Eve! YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN CHRISTMAS WEEK STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 24 Dec 2016
Scott Baio Grabbed By Pussy The mean wife of the Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer beated him up and maded him cry! Evan Hurst News 16 Dec 2016
Money Makes the World Go Around! Wonkagenda for Friday, December 16, 2016 Obama's calling the cyber police, Trump's cabinet is full of cash, and Army brass is a little touchy-feely. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 16 Dec 2016
LOL, Kellyanne Conway Thinks Justin Timberlake Will Play At Trump's Inauguration Maybe they can get Scott Baio to sing instead. Did you know Scott Baio tried to have a singing career, because he did, and it is hilarious. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 09 Dec 2016
