​SDNY, Are You OK? Blink Once For 'Yes,' Blink Twice For 'Bill Barr' Guess Trump is 'exonerated' AGAIN! Evan Hurst News 15 Jul 2019
Junior Does Not Wish To Correct Any Of His Senate Lies, No Thank You This fucker right here. Evan Hurst Russia 12 Jun 2019
Trump's Failboat Ride Through The Courts Continues: Deutsche Bank Edition! Oh look, the country's biggest loser lost again. Evan Hurst News 23 May 2019
And The Prize For Handing Trump His Ass In Court Goes To DC Judge Amit Mehta! Turns out NO SUBPOENA, NO SUBPOENA, YOU ARE THE SUBPOENA, wasn't a good legal strategy. Evan Hurst News 21 May 2019
One Million Former Prosecutors Agree Trump Is A F*cking Criminal OK, maybe the letter doesn't have 'one million' signatories yet. Check back at lunch. Evan Hurst Russia 07 May 2019
Kamala Harris Has Only Just Begun To Kick Bill Barr's Lying Ass Maybe Bill Barr didn't show up in the House today because Kamala Harris is still wiping the floor with his dumb hair. Evan Hurst News 02 May 2019
Hey Trump, Remember That SDNY Porn Payoff Criminal Investigation? IT REMEMBERS YOU! Turns out investigators have had some questions for Hope Hicks! And Keith Schiller too! Evan Hurst News 10 Apr 2019
​Michael Cohen Has Idea: What If He Went To NOT Prison Next Month? HAAAAAAAIL MARY! Evan Hurst Russia 05 Apr 2019
Could We Maybe Not Have Actual Nazi Richard Spencer Opining About Racism On CNN? Right Wing Extremism
Are AOC And The Gals The 'Four Horsewomen Of The Apocalypse'? Wonkette Investigates! Post-Racial America
