Let's Talk About Dumb Foreign Agent Dipsh*t Michael Flynn, Because It Is A Day

The more we learn about Michael Flynn's brief time in the White House, the more he and Donald Trump sound like criminals.

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Coming To A Head. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 21, 2019

Mueller's breaking up with you, Jussie Smollett is a lying liar, and we can't stop #Scromiting! Your morning news brief!

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Kellyanne Conway Is Two-Faced Hell Person, So That Is Some Breaking News

And more tidbits from the latest pissed-off former Trump staffer!

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Robert Mueller Responds To Michael Flynn's Whining: 'Hahahahahahahaha F*ck You'

We don't think Mueller was persuaded by Flynn's argument that the FBI tricked him into lying to them.

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Trump Inauguration Invited To Trump Criminal Investigation Party, WOOHOO!

Most corrupt White House ever. PERIOD.

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Trump Is Super-Fucked With Robert Mueller, And Rudy Giuliani Knows It

Here are all your very dumb updates about Donald Trump and his very dumb lawyers!

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LOL This Fucking Guy. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 23, 2018

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He'll Cry If He Wants To. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 14, 2018

Trump props up another dictator, Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants to quit, and Republicans surrender to Trump. Your morning news brief!

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Fox News Idiots React To Pete Buttigieg's Criticism With Measured Calm We've Come To Expect

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Don McGahn To Congress: LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP!

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Kris Kobach Can't Be Immigration Czar Because He Wanted Them To Take Out All The Brown M&Ms

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Michael Cohen Yuks It Up For House Intel Committee: It's Your SURPRISE LIVEBLOG!

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