ICYMI: Rudy's F*cked Wonkette encourages Giuliani to keep talking a lot, because that always works out well for everyone. Evan Hurst Ukraine 14 Oct 2019
Mike Pompeo Just FORGOT He Was On That Ukraine Shakedown Call. Yeah, That's The Ticket! Did he really think this wouldn't come out? REALLY? Five Dollar Feminist Ukraine 01 Oct 2019
​Is Mike Pompeo A Heat-Seeking Missile For Henry Kissinger's Ass? The News Says Maybe! CALLED IT. Evan Hurst News 12 Sep 2019
John Bolton, You Are BYE FELICIA BYE! We don't know how to feel right now, but we can't stop laughing either. Evan Hurst News 10 Sep 2019
In The Matter Of Playboy V. White House, Judge Says Get F*cked It's Karem v. Gorks in THUNDERDOME. Five Dollar Feminist Journamalism 04 Sep 2019
Don't Get Assaulted By Nazis Or You Might Lose Your White House Press Pass When it's Nazis versus journalists, you can guess who Trump is going to side with. Jamie Lynn Crofts News 22 Aug 2019
If Trump Says Somebody Called Him 'Sir,' He's PROBABLY Talking About His Imaginary Friend In other words, if the president says somebody treated him with respect, he's almost certainly lying. Evan Hurst News 17 Jul 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Has Wonkette Kid AND Wonkette Grandbaby Pics! YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 13 Jul 2019
Let's Watch Republicans Sh*t On A Guy With A Purple Heart! (Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three!) Impeachment
