Can Rush Limbaugh And Ben Ferguson Please Put Their Yucky Trump Boners Back In Their Panties? Thx.

Who wants to hear some frumpy Republican men talk about how masculine Donald Trump is? HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Trump

Is Mike Pompeo A Heat-Seeking Missile For Henry Kissinger's Ass? The News Says Maybe!

CALLED IT.

News

It's Like Yelp, But For Chickensh*t Trump Snowflakes Who Need Their Mommy

Are you a HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS Trump voter, but you're scared of getting murdered all the time every time you try to go out to dinner? There's an app for that!

Culture

Zee Era Of Fox News Giving Sebastian Gorka A Pity Paycheck Is OV-UH

But what would NAPOLEON have done?

Media/Entertainment