Hero Military Expert Can't Stop LOLing At How Dumb Donald Trump Is THIS. IS. AMAZING. Evan Hurst News 31 Oct 2016
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Still Obsessed With That Badass Michelle Obama Speech YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW. Evan Hurst Weekly Top Ten 15 Oct 2016
Somebody Did All The Groping, And It Was Donald Trump (Allegedly) This is so unexpected! Doktor Zoom Elections 13 Oct 2016
To All You Nimrods Losing It Over Hillary Clinton's 'Public' And 'Private' Positions ... READ HILLARY'S EVIL LEAKED EMAIL RIGHT HERE! Evan Hurst News 11 Oct 2016
Loser Donald Trump Can't Stop Crying Over What A Big Loser He Is Donald Trump blames everybody but himself for how he's losing like such a sad, weak loser right now. Evan Hurst News 11 Oct 2016
Trump Idiots: Really, Is 'Grabbing Them By The Pussy' Even *Wrong*? Sen. Jeff Sessions can't figure out if it's sexual assault, and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is all PFFFFFT EVERYBODY DOES IT. Evan Hurst News 10 Oct 2016
Mike Pence Still In Love With Cuddly Pussburglar Donald Trump Principles! Mike Pence does not have them! Evan Hurst News 10 Oct 2016
Martha Raddatz Yanks Talking Stick From Hillary To 'Splain Donald Trump What 'War' Is Martha Raddatz was a Very Good Moderator! Evan Hurst News 10 Oct 2016
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
