Blame The Black Guy. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 19, 2018
Trump gets wishy-washy on Russia, Republicans ready to fuck the poors, and Mark Zuckerberg defends Holocaust deniers. Your morning news brief.
19 Jul 2018
Secret Service To Protect Sarah Huckabee Sanders From Drowning In Her Own Horseshit
Maybe they can also order all her chicken dishes for her, just to be safe.
27 Jun 2018
Jeff Sessions Got Some Jokes! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 27, 2018
Jeff Sessions jokes about baby jails, immigrants are getting screwed, a crazy night of primaries,
27 Jun 2018
Donald Trump Going To NRA Convention To Tell NRA What NRA Told Him He Thinks About Guns
But the gunhumpers are sad they can't open carry all over the president :(
30 Apr 2018
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Maybe Nashville Shooter's Dad Shouldn't Have Returned His Guns. It's A Thought.
It's almost as if there's a problem with too many guns out there. Let's crack down on mentally ill people instead.
23 Apr 2018
Trump White House Loses Last Fuckable Guy
And I never met a man who was so pretty inside, he's got diamonds on the bed of his thumbnails ...
13 Mar 2018
President Cheap N Cheaty Ain't Wanna Pay His Golf Course Taxes, You Are So Surprised
Donald Trump is lying about the value of his golf course? Well knock us over with a feather.
30 Jan 2018
If Maggie Haberman's Hot Takes Get Any Hotter, We're All Going To Burn To Death
You guys, Maggie Haberman is wrong about a thing again.
28 Sep 2017
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