Homeland Security Now Just Big Empty Building With Stephen Miller Riding Trike Through Halls Lots of REDRUM on the way. Doktor Zoom White House 09 Apr 2019
Shitshow At Mar-a-Lago: The Chinese Spy (???) Edition What's Chinese for 'WTF'? Five Dollar Feminist Trump 09 Apr 2019
Mar-A-Lago: It's Not A Bribe, It's Membership Dues All about the Benjamins. Five Dollar Feminist Russia 04 Apr 2019
Chinese Spy (?) Finds Out The Hard Way You Have To PAY THE DOORMAN If You Want To See Mr. Trump No one gets in for free! Five Dollar Feminist popular 03 Apr 2019
Trump's Mar-A-Lago Weekends A Bargain Compared To Obama's Dijon Mustard Habit, Says GAO He sacrifices so much for us. We may just tear up at the thought. Doktor Zoom White House 05 Feb 2019
What Time Is The State Of The Union? Never, Because Nancy Pelosi Just Canceled Trump Dear Mr. President, get the fuck outta my house. Love, Nancy. Evan Hurst News 16 Jan 2019
Who's Doing 'Wire Tapps' To Donald Trump? Oh, Just F*cking EVERYBODY Don't worry, though! To leak classified intel to the Chinese and Russian spies, he would have to know some classified intel! Evan Hurst Russia 25 Oct 2018
Blame The Black Guy. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 19, 2018 Trump gets wishy-washy on Russia, Republicans ready to fuck the poors, and Mark Zuckerberg defends Holocaust deniers. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn Russia 19 Jul 2018
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
