IT HAS BEGUN! Wonkagenda for Thurs., June 27, 2019. Debate madness, sadness at baby jails, and Samantha Bee takes the New York Times to school. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn popular 27 Jun 2019
Chicago Waitress Spits On Eric Trump, No Free Cheese Plate In Sight She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that much is true. Wonderbitch Crime 26 Jun 2019
Ken Cuccinelli To Be New Kris Kobach Of Stephen Millers We're all actors in this B Movie. Doktor Zoom White House 10 Jun 2019
Homeland Security Now Just Big Empty Building With Stephen Miller Riding Trike Through Halls Lots of REDRUM on the way. Doktor Zoom White House 09 Apr 2019
Shitshow At Mar-a-Lago: The Chinese Spy (???) Edition What's Chinese for 'WTF'? Five Dollar Feminist Trump 09 Apr 2019
Mar-A-Lago: It's Not A Bribe, It's Membership Dues All about the Benjamins. Five Dollar Feminist Russia 04 Apr 2019
Chinese Spy (?) Finds Out The Hard Way You Have To PAY THE DOORMAN If You Want To See Mr. Trump No one gets in for free! Five Dollar Feminist popular 03 Apr 2019
Trump's Mar-A-Lago Weekends A Bargain Compared To Obama's Dijon Mustard Habit, Says GAO He sacrifices so much for us. We may just tear up at the thought. Doktor Zoom White House 05 Feb 2019
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
