Sorry, We Need To Cover The War Crimes Today Completely foreseeable consequences. Doktor Zoom Military 13 Oct 2019
​Is Mike Pompeo A Heat-Seeking Missile For Henry Kissinger's Ass? The News Says Maybe! CALLED IT. Evan Hurst News 12 Sep 2019
Defense Sec Mattis Very Proud Of Troops Serving In 'Operation Midterm Election' Like Valley Forge with better food, less frostbite, no goddamn point. Doktor Zoom Military 15 Nov 2018
Mattis Throws Himself On Military Transgender Ban, Saves Trump From Stupid Tweet Some old soldiers may have a clever plan to make Trump's idiotic transgender ban just fade away. Doktor Zoom News 30 Aug 2017
Trans Ban? Tammy Duckworth's Robot Feet Kick Trump's Draft-Dodging Ass. Again. Tammy Duckworth has had quite enough of your shit, Mr. Trump. Doktor Zoom News 25 Aug 2017
Trump Fires Trans Soldiers, Protects America From Talking About Jeff Sessions For A Day It may look like a distraction, but it's plenty real for thousands of active military and civilian Defense Department employees. Doktor Zoom News 26 Jul 2017
Senate's Big White House North Korea Briefing Lamer Than Field Trip To Box Factory At least the senators could make jokes about how in German, a bus ride is a 'Busfarht.' Doktor Zoom News 27 Apr 2017
Sarah Palin Just Yelled 'Hoohah!' And Now Our Week Is Complete Sarah Palin thinks a common euphemism for vagina is also the Marines' battle cry. Evan Hurst News 02 Dec 2016
