Mike Pompeo, Trump's Sec State Nominee, Would Like His Jesus-Times Apocalypse NOW
Would it be a problem for a Secretary of State to try to bring on the End Times? Would that be bad?
24 Apr 2018
In Total Coincidence, Georgia Destroys Election Data Days After Vote Hacking Lawsuit
They needed the server space for other stuff, we bet!
28 Oct 2017
Dear North Korea: Please Remember Our President Says Lots Of Crazy Bullshit
A sincere call for international understanding.
28 Apr 2017
Senate's Big White House North Korea Briefing Lamer Than Field Trip To Box Factory
At least the senators could make jokes about how in German, a bus ride is a 'Busfarht.'
27 Apr 2017
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Mike Flynn BEGGING To Be FBI Snitch! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 31, 2017
Mike Flynn SO, SO scared he's Benedict Arnold, Trump's going to war with tea party crazies, and a wild Rex Tillerson appeared in Foggy Bottom! Go, Morning News Brief!
31 Mar 2017
Rex Tillerson Needed A Nap, So We Guess It's War With North Korea!
A low-energy guy! Sad!
17 Mar 2017
Trump: No Muslim Ban, No Muslim Ban, YOU'RE A Muslim Ban!
This time for sure!
06 Mar 2017
Dammit, We Hoped Rex Tillerson Was One Of The Grown-Ups
Everything is fine, we're all gonna die.
21 Feb 2017
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