We're Not Crying At Pete Buttigieg's Campaign Kickoff Speech, YOU'RE CRYING SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 15 Apr 2019
EPA Guy Shitcanned For Deciding 'Scott Pruitt Sux Donkeys' Isn't A Death Threat Paranoid Dickweasel Is Paranoid, Dickweasel Doktor Zoom News 11 Apr 2018
Trump Jr. Fires Secret Service. Not Suspicious. Not Suspicious At All Donald Trump Jr. doesn't want a Secret Service detail anymore. Wonder why? Doktor Zoom News 19 Sep 2017
Secret Service: The Rent At Trump Tower Is TOO DAMN HIGH President Griftabuck can't seem to squeeze enough cash out of the Secret Service to make protecting his life worthwhile. Doktor Zoom News 04 Aug 2017
Pentagon Gonna Deport All The Troops For Loving America Too Much Trusting the military was their first mistake. Do we want such gullible people in the service? Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 27 Jun 2017
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt Wants Bodyguards To Protect Him From His Own Staff (Not A Joke) If the EPA won't protect our air and water, at least it can protect one guy. Doktor Zoom Science 13 Apr 2017
Uncle Sam Loves Donald Trump So Much He's Paying Him For His Vacations Donald Trump's dream vacations are the stuff of Washington's feverish nightmares. Dominic Gwinn Culture 18 Feb 2017
New York Would Like Some Money For Donald Trump's Security, Please. First Bill: $35 Million, Cheap! You'd almost get the impression a highrise office/residential tower in the middle of Manhattan is a lousy place for an alternative White House. Doktor Zoom News 06 Dec 2016
Joe Biden's Strange Strategy: Praising Segregationists, Promising Rich People He Won't Hurt Em A Bit Post-Racial America
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
