We're Not Crying At Pete Buttigieg's Campaign Kickoff Speech, YOU'RE CRYING SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 15 Apr 2019
These Nice People CAN'T WAIT For Border Shutdown To Wreck The Economy! We need some pain, tell you what! Doktor Zoom Class War 03 Apr 2019
EPA Guy Shitcanned For Deciding 'Scott Pruitt Sux Donkeys' Isn't A Death Threat Paranoid Dickweasel Is Paranoid, Dickweasel Doktor Zoom News 11 Apr 2018
Trump Jr. Fires Secret Service. Not Suspicious. Not Suspicious At All Donald Trump Jr. doesn't want a Secret Service detail anymore. Wonder why? Doktor Zoom News 19 Sep 2017
Secret Service: The Rent At Trump Tower Is TOO DAMN HIGH President Griftabuck can't seem to squeeze enough cash out of the Secret Service to make protecting his life worthwhile. Doktor Zoom News 04 Aug 2017
Pentagon Gonna Deport All The Troops For Loving America Too Much Trusting the military was their first mistake. Do we want such gullible people in the service? Doktor Zoom News 27 Jun 2017
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt Wants Bodyguards To Protect Him From His Own Staff (Not A Joke) If the EPA won't protect our air and water, at least it can protect one guy. Doktor Zoom News 13 Apr 2017
Uncle Sam Loves Donald Trump So Much He's Paying Him For His Vacations Donald Trump's dream vacations are the stuff of Washington's feverish nightmares. Dominic Gwinn News 18 Feb 2017
George Zimmerman, Larry Klayman Team Up To Do More Evil Sh*t To Trayvon Martin's Family, DEFINITELY AREN'T RACIST Courts
