Don't Mess With Tejas! State Rep. Gon' Shoot Messican Colleague Or Call La Migra On Him, Either One

Molly Ivins called the Texas Legislature the 'National Laboratory for Bad Government.' Here's another reminder why.

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What Even Is This? Fabio (Yes, That Fabio) Goes On NRATV To Tell Weird Lies About Guns

It is a veritable cornucopia of WTF.

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Nice 'Alt-Right' Couple Went To Milo Protest To Attack 'Snowflakes,' Shot One

Nothing like a night of the ol' ultraviolence for today's modern 'alt-right' couples.

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Study Finds Florida's 'Stand Your Ground' Law Increases Homicides. Is That Bad?

Inconceivable!

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Ted Nugent Disgusted By Wimpy Stabbing Victims, Just Disgusted

Ted Nugent is pretty disgusted by people who let themselves get wounded by knife-wielding maniacs. They're so pathetic.

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2015's Most Responsible Gun Owners: We've Got The Whole Year In Our Cold, Dead Hands

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Florida Would Like To Give You $200K For Killing Someone, As Long As It's 'Self-Defense'

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Unladylike Republican Staffers Bar-Fighting Like Common Palins

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America Stopped This Dangerous Baby, So Everyone Can Breathe Easy

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A Brief And Jaunty Stroll Through President Yap Stupid's Manic 1 AM Twitter Episode

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Cops Behaving Badly

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