NRA Demands Answers On Why Obama Never Banned All These Gun Things Step right up and win a prize if your brother-in-law already explained this is Obama's fault! Doktor Zoom News 06 Oct 2017
GOP Might Do One Tiny Little Thing About Guns, But Only If NRA Says It's OK (It Won't) The technology of mass shootings has come a long way, baby. Doktor Zoom News 05 Oct 2017
Republicans On Gun Silencer Bill After Las Vegas: We Don't Know Her! Shh. The sportsmen have sensitive ears. Don't say anything to make them buy more guns. (They'll do that anyway) Doktor Zoom News 04 Oct 2017
Hillary Clinton Gonna Ban Your Assault Weapons, Which Don't Exist And Must Be Protected Hillary Clinton has renewed her call for a federal ban on military-style weapons, and now we all get to argue forever over what an 'assault rifle' is and why everyone needs one, for freedom. Doktor Zoom News 13 Jun 2016
Ben Carson: The Only Way To Stop A Bad ISIS With A Gun Is A Good ISIS With A Gun Evan Hurst News 01 May 2015
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