The Top 10 NATIONAL EMERGIES The Next Democratic Prez Will Definitely Declare If Trump Does It For WALL

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We Knew Trump Was Probably A Russian Intelligence Asset, But HOLY F*CK

If you watched Rachel Maddow last night, you'll see that the thing that was bothering her is also SERIOUSLY bothering us.

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ENTIRE SENATE TELLS DONALD TRUMP TO GO EAT A F*CK

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Senate Still Seems Pretty Pissed About This Whole MOHAMMED BONE SAW Thing!

Weird, huh!

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GOP's Spine Suddenly Not Bone-Sawed In Half Over Khashoggi Murder

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James O'Keefe Caught Beto's People Feeding The Hungry, And Ted Cruz Is PISSED

These staffers are so fucking Christ-like you're gonna throw up.

Post-Racial America

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George And Kellyanne Conway Fighting Again, About How Her Boss Is Psychopath Who Will Kill Us All

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The Top 10 NATIONAL EMERGIES The Next Democratic Prez Will Definitely Declare If Trump Does It For WALL

All of these things will come to pass so that the prophecies may be fulfilled.

We Knew Trump Was Probably A Russian Intelligence Asset, But HOLY F*CK

If you watched Rachel Maddow last night, you'll see that the thing that was bothering her is also SERIOUSLY bothering us.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Santa To Bring Us Booze, Probably

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

ENTIRE SENATE TELLS DONALD TRUMP TO GO EAT A F*CK

They have ... a limit?????

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Who Could Stop Trump From Almost Doing Something Decent? Worst Person Alive Mitch McConnell, That's Who!

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Senate Still Seems Pretty Pissed About This Whole MOHAMMED BONE SAW Thing!

Weird, huh!

GOP's Spine Suddenly Not Bone-Sawed In Half Over Khashoggi Murder

This is weird!

James O'Keefe Caught Beto's People Feeding The Hungry, And Ted Cruz Is PISSED

These staffers are so fucking Christ-like you're gonna throw up.

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Elizabeth Warren Running For President OF NERDS!

South Carolina Crooked Sheriffs??? You Don't F*cking Say!

GOP Now Just Being Racist About White People

Run, Stacey, Run!

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