GOP Won't Protect Robert Mueller, Because Of How Mitch McConnell Sucks Turtle Assholes
Who's selling his soul to destroy the Republic today? Oh hey, it's Mitch McConnell!
18 Apr 2018
Dianne Feinstein Gonna Need You To Hold Her Beer While She Beats Chuck Grassley's Ass
Dianne Feinstein is real fuckin' tired of Chuck Grassley and Lindsey Graham obstructing justice for Trump in the Russia investigation.
13 Feb 2018
GOP Senate Candidate Believes In A Woman's Right To Make Him Dinner
Courtland Sykes will not stand for women telling him what women's rights are.
25 Jan 2018
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A Letter From Alabama On This Joyous, Roy Moore-less Day!
Now fuck all the way off Roy Moore!!
28 Dec 2017
Wingnut GOP Congressman Thanks Trump For Giving America Throbbing Erection For Christmas
GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE.
22 Dec 2017
You Broke My Heart, Franken
Pretending to grab a woman's breasts as she sleeps? That's not OKAY.
16 Nov 2017
Fox News And Steve Bannon Invited To Go Fuck Themselves At Their Earliest Convenience
These assholes cannot stop falling all over themselves to defend alleged child molester Roy Moore!
10 Nov 2017
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