Sen. John Cornyn All Aquiver About Patton Oswalt's Dirty, Pretty Mouth

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The Top 10 NATIONAL EMERGIES The Next Democratic Prez Will Definitely Declare If Trump Does It For WALL

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We Knew Trump Was Probably A Russian Intelligence Asset, But HOLY F*CK

If you watched Rachel Maddow last night, you'll see that the thing that was bothering her is also SERIOUSLY bothering us.

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Santa To Bring Us Booze, Probably

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ENTIRE SENATE TELLS DONALD TRUMP TO GO EAT A F*CK

They have ... a limit?????

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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Can't SOME Of The 101 Democrats Running For President Remember The Senate Also Exists?

We can't do jack shit as long as Mitch McConnell is majority leader.

Sen. John Cornyn All Aquiver About Patton Oswalt's Dirty, Pretty Mouth

This is the normal level of stupid dumb idiocy we'll have again after Trump.

Mitch McConnell Helpfully Changes Senate Rules So President Kamala Harris Can Pass Green New Deal & Reparations

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Woman Lawyer Won't Get DOJ Job Because She Hung Out With Women Lawyers

Jessie Liu might be happier where she is ...

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The Top 10 NATIONAL EMERGIES The Next Democratic Prez Will Definitely Declare If Trump Does It For WALL

All of these things will come to pass so that the prophecies may be fulfilled.

We Knew Trump Was Probably A Russian Intelligence Asset, But HOLY F*CK

If you watched Rachel Maddow last night, you'll see that the thing that was bothering her is also SERIOUSLY bothering us.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Santa To Bring Us Booze, Probably

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

ENTIRE SENATE TELLS DONALD TRUMP TO GO EAT A F*CK

They have ... a limit?????

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

Oh No Nancy Pelosi Is Dying Of All The Things Hillary Clinton Died From Already!

Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

Republicans Just Want Census To Ask If You Are A Jailbird, Nothing Could Go Wrong With That!

Good Thing Bill Barr Is A Paragon Of Honesty, Because ... Well Sh*t Just Read It

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