The Top 10 NATIONAL EMERGIES The Next Democratic Prez Will Definitely Declare If Trump Does It For WALL

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We Knew Trump Was Probably A Russian Intelligence Asset, But HOLY F*CK

If you watched Rachel Maddow last night, you'll see that the thing that was bothering her is also SERIOUSLY bothering us.

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Santa To Bring Us Booze, Probably

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ENTIRE SENATE TELLS DONALD TRUMP TO GO EAT A F*CK

They have ... a limit?????

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Senate Still Seems Pretty Pissed About This Whole MOHAMMED BONE SAW Thing!

Weird, huh!

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GOP's Spine Suddenly Not Bone-Sawed In Half Over Khashoggi Murder

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James O'Keefe Caught Beto's People Feeding The Hungry, And Ted Cruz Is PISSED

These staffers are so fucking Christ-like you're gonna throw up.

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Michael Cohen's So Excited! He's So Excited! He's So ... SCARED!

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Pelosi To Trump: Get F*cked, Orange Loser

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Elijah Cummings COMING For President Secret Agent Man

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Guess Americans Don't Like Russian Agent Presidents Who Shut Down Government Forever. WHO KNEW!

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