Dems Forming Their Own Secret Senate To Actually Do Sh*t On Climate Change! And Brian Schatz is boss. Stephen Robinson News 28 Mar 2019
Democrats Have More Universal Healthcare Plans Than Republicans Can Throw Gramma Off A Cliff At The Public Option is back, baby. Doktor Zoom News 19 Apr 2018
Senate Votes To Believe Mitch McConnell's Promise To Think About Fixing DACA Real Soon, Why Not The FUCK? Doktor Zoom News 22 Jan 2018
Dems Introduce Assault Weapons Ban, Because Fuck Your Guns Is Why Get ready for the geniuses asking if we want to ban CARS, TOO. Doktor Zoom News 09 Nov 2017
Nice Insurance Companies You Got Here. Be A Not-Shame If Bernie Sanders Happened To Them Single payer? FUCK YEAH! Doktor Zoom News 14 Sep 2017
How Can Liberals Defend Obamacare When There Are Starving Children In India, Huh? In which we wade into a Twitter fight between two journalists. Why would we even DO that? Doktor Zoom News 28 Jun 2017
Senate Dems R On Ur Capitol Steps, Restoring Ur Faith In Democracy Despite all the attempts to break it, sometimes it looks like democracy works. (Cue the wingnut uncles bellowing, 'It's not a democracy, it's a republic!!!') Doktor Zoom News 28 Jun 2017
Mitch McConnell Short Some Votes For Murdering Your Mom Hey, you have an extra week to call your senators and tell them to save Obamacare! Doktor Zoom News 27 Jun 2017
GOP Blows Wad Over Inspector General Report That Doesn't Say Thing GOP Says It Says 2016 Presidential Election
