10 Rules For The Senate's Interview With Our Precious Baby Boy Junior

No matter if he says he doesn't have to go, he has to at least TRY to poop before the hearing starts.

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A Brief Update On Donald Trump Jr. Begging His Mom To Write A Note Excusing Him From 'Senate'

This is surely the face of an innocent man.

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Kevin McCarthy Can Wait ... For A Constitutional Crisis

It's your Sunday Show Rundown!

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PSA: We Still Don't Know If Trump Is A F*cking Russian Intelligence Asset!

And Senate Democrats are seriously asking!

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Kamala Harris Has Only Just Begun To Kick Bill Barr's Lying Ass

Maybe Bill Barr didn't show up in the House today because Kamala Harris is still wiping the floor with his dumb hair.

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Mazie Hirono Dickpunches Bill Barr In The Teeth, Doesn't Even Say 'Aloha'

This is the best video you will ever see this week.

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Hey Bill Barr! Robert Mueller Is PISSED. You Got Somethin' To F*ckin' Say For Yourself?

LET'S FIND OUT!

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Bill Barr Glad To Testify For Congress This Week, Long As He Doesn't Have To Answer Questions

Dumbass.

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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