GOP Lawmakers' New Year's Resolution: Ban Abortion Today, Ban Abortion Tomorrow, Ban Abortion Forever Couldn't they just sign up for a yoga class? Robyn Pennacchia Feminininism 03 Jan 2020
David Brooks Frets Impeaching Trump Will Let Trump Off, As Opposed To Not Impeaching Him We didn't say he wasn't wrong and stupid. Doktor Zoom Impeachment 27 Sep 2019
Ted Cruz, Rand Paul Want To F*ck Grandma Millie In The Ass, We Mean Give 'Her' A Tax Cut Without Even A Vote This is, how you say, rich. Doktor Zoom Class War 30 Jul 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Still Hasn't Seen The Mueller Report TICK TOCK YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 13 Apr 2019
Senate Republicans So Mad At Trump, They Might Even Do A Thing! It won't be a big thing. Evan Hurst News 11 Apr 2019
Why Did Christine Blasey Ford Ask Brett Kavanaugh To Bust Up That Chifferobe? You can't really get to know a person until you sit before the Senate and yell at Democrats. Doktor Zoom News 05 Oct 2018
Brett Kavanaugh Don't Need No FBI Investigation Since GOP Staff Is ON IT What does the Federal Bureau know about Investigations, anyway? Doktor Zoom News 20 Sep 2018
Republican Senators Celebrate Old-Fashioned All-American 4th Of July In Moscow As American as apple borscht Doktor Zoom News 05 Jul 2018
