Hey Michael Flynn! You Been Dickin' Around With Erik Prince's Secret Russian Beer Buddy? We feel like we've said this before, but IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SANCTIONS. Evan Hurst News 20 Mar 2019
Robert Mueller's New Cooperating Witness Might Just Blow Trump's Russian Conspiracy WIDE OPEN Meet George Nader! HE KNOWS SHIT. Evan Hurst News 07 Mar 2018
They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails? Evan Hurst News 17 Nov 2017
What The Healthcare? Wonkagenda For Tues., July 25, 2017 Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 25 Jul 2017
Jared Kushner Innocent Of All Russian Crimes, According To Jared Kushner Bet you DUMB LIBS feel pretty DUMB right now. Evan Hurst News 24 Jul 2017
Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN's Russia Story Fuckup Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story. Evan Hurst News 27 Jun 2017
Trump Wants You AFRAID. VERY AFRAID. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 5, 2017 Trump's tweeting a storm, President Bannon's secret failure, and Peggy Noonan has some thoughts. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 05 Jun 2017
Is President Steve Bannon The REAL White House Leaker? MAAAAAYBE! We are just asking, because it SURE SEEMS LIKE IT! Evan Hurst News 02 Jun 2017
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
