Hey Michael Flynn! You Been Dickin' Around With Erik Prince's Secret Russian Beer Buddy?

We feel like we've said this before, but IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SANCTIONS.

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Let's Talk About Dumb Foreign Agent Dipsh*t Michael Flynn, Because It Is A Day

The more we learn about Michael Flynn's brief time in the White House, the more he and Donald Trump sound like criminals.

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Coming To A Head. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 21, 2019

Mueller's breaking up with you, Jussie Smollett is a lying liar, and we can't stop #Scromiting! Your morning news brief!

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LORDY, Adam Schiff Is Pretty Sure There Are Tapes!

Everything you ever wanted to know about the House Intel Committee investigation Devin Nunes refused to do!

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Robert Mueller's New Cooperating Witness Might Just Blow Trump's Russian Conspiracy WIDE OPEN

Meet George Nader! HE KNOWS SHIT.

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Oh Fiddlesticks, Hope Jefferson Butterscotch Sessions Didn't Lie To Robert Mueller Too Much!

BIG NEWS IN THE ROBERT MUELLER INVESTIGATION!

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What Did Trump Know, And When Did He Grab It By The Pussy?

Guess it wasn't Sally Yates's fault for not warning White House about Michael Flynn HARD ENOUGH.

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They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck

Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?

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At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh

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