Donald Trump Told The Russians To Hack Away, And It's ALL Coming Out Now Impeachment is like bankruptcy, it happens slowly and then all at once. Liz Dye Impeachment 28 Sep 2019
Everything About This Russian Spy Extraction Story Is Unsettling As F*ck There is fuckery afoot, we guarantee it. Evan Hurst News 10 Sep 2019
Trump Speaks For The Jews. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 13, 2019 Trump loses WALL again, Tucker Carlson goes full Tucker Carlson, and Kevin McCarthy thinks healthcare death paneled the GOP. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 13 Feb 2019
Looks Like Russia Tried To Murder Somebody Over THE DOSSIER, So That's Shocking Bet Donald Trump wishes he could pull shit like this. Evan Hurst News 08 Mar 2018
NUTCRACKERS! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 22, 2017 Congress averts a shutdown (for now), Miss America is full of assholes, and a special delivery for Papa John. Dominic Gwinn News 22 Dec 2017
They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails? Evan Hurst News 17 Nov 2017
Trump Sends Crazy Uncle Bill To Tell CIA How Chemtrails Hacked Our Election There seem to be decomposing squirrel carcasses inside the president's brain, and they are mating. Evan Hurst News 08 Nov 2017
Robert Mueller Smashing White House Trumpkins. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 31, 2017 Mueller spooks Trump (again), John Kelly shows his true colors (again), and Hannity loses his shit (lol duh). Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 31 Oct 2017
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
