Trump Lawyers Say No Robert Mueller Interview, Because Their Client Is BIGLY FUCKING LIAR

Keep stalling, assholes. You're just giving Robert Mueller time to strengthen his case EVEN MORE.

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Donald Trump Jr Tried His Hand At Lawyerin' With Congress, It Went GREAT!

Thanks, DJ! America's lawyers needed that laugh.

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Trump USDA Idiot Sam Clovis Pulling Out To Spend More Time With Robert Mueller

If Mueller has flipped Sam Clovis, OH BOY SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL.

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Which Trump Idiot Is Going As 'Robert Mueller Just Put Me In Jail' For Halloween? Let's Wonksplore!

Is it Manafort? Is it Flynn? Is it Kushner? Is it Manafort? Is it Flynn? Is it Manafort? Is it Flynn? WHO IS IT WHO IS IT WHO IS IT?

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