'I'll Cry If I Want To!' Wonkagenda For Fri., June 14, 2019 A grumpy old white man screams at the TV, then tries to start a fight with the neighbors. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 14 Jun 2019
Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH How dare the government force companies to not discriminate? Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 20 May 2019
Other Tim Ryan Running For President, Does Not Get Wonkette T-Shirt Seth Moulton to battle Tim Ryan for last place. Stephen Robinson News 23 Apr 2019
Tim Ryan Takes Break From Losing To Nancy Pelosi To Lose To Entire Democratic Field Uh ... him? Stephen Robinson News 04 Apr 2019
Nancy Pelosi Will Quit Being Speaker Soon As The Rest Of Y'all Dead ALL SHE DOES IS WIN. Evan Hurst News 13 Dec 2018
Seth Moulton Gonna Need Little Lady Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez To Stop Being SO DANG SEXIST Primary him. Please. Evan Hurst News 04 Dec 2018
New York Times JUST CAN'T STOP Sh*tting On Nancy Pelosi! You're right, NYT, she's no Paul Ryan! Stephen Robinson News 29 Nov 2018
Seth Moulton's Flawless Victory Over Nancy Pelosi Is Flawless. Also Hilarious. Oh how the mighty have DERP. Evan Hurst News 26 Nov 2018
