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Who Is Robert Mueller Investigating Today? Oh, Just Jared's Hedge-Fund Bestie!

Meet Rick Gerson, Jared's BFF who just happened to show up in the Seychelles around the time Erik Prince was doing light treason there! (Allegedly?)

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Can Donald Trump Jr. And Erik Prince Please Go The Fuck To Jail Yet?

At this point, the only shocking thing would be to learn the Trump campaign colluded with Americans to steal the election.

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Late breaking news in the Mueller investigation, because that's something new and different!

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Robert Mueller Would Like To Inform The Following People They Are WELL AND TRULY FUCKED

This is just a lot of news about the Robert Mueller investigation.

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Robert Mueller's New Cooperating Witness Much Further Up Russia's Ass Than Previously Reported!

Here, have a bunch of new information about the rapidly expanding cast of characters in the Trump-Russia conspiracy!

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You're Not Gonna Believe This, But Erik Prince Lied To Congress

Jesus's best little Aryan soldier LIED? The fuck you say!

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Robert Mueller's New Cooperating Witness Might Just Blow Trump's Russian Conspiracy WIDE OPEN

Meet George Nader! HE KNOWS SHIT.

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Julian Assange To Be Offered Asylum In American Prison. Don't Bring The Cat.

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