Donald Trump Is Stupid King Lear And The Wall Street Journal Is Fools And Madmen As flies to wanton boys are we to the Fake News Media! Doktor Zoom Journamalism 30 Sep 2019
Fox News Ruining Shakespeare Now, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric Blow, winds, and crack your tweets! Doktor Zoom News 15 Aug 2018
GOP Pissed Poors Keep Complaining. Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 29, 2017 GOP tax bill gets even less popular, Matt Lauer YA BUSTED, and the fight for net neutrality gets dirty. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 29 Nov 2017
Anthony Scaramucci Had Ragey Email Sexxxx With Reince Priebus Impostor, Because He's Stupid This story will bring you UNFETTERED JOY. Evan Hurst News 01 Aug 2017
Dueling Million Moron Marches In DC Get Like A Hundred Idiots To Show Up You know things are weird when Pepe The Frog fans accuse the Gateway Pundit of being a mainsteam sellout. Doktor Zoom News 26 Jun 2017
TrumpCare Digs Its Own Grave. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 26, 2017 TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 26 Jun 2017
Pizzagate Idiots Yell At Shakespeare For Murdering Donald Trump And Steve Scalise Last night, two morons decided to attend the thee-ay-ter. It did not go well. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 17 Jun 2017
Wonkette Civilly Invites Hannity, Gingrich And Steve King To Go Fuck Themselves CHRIST, what assholes. Evan Hurst News 15 Jun 2017
How Many Trump Crimes Will His Lawyers Confess To Today? (Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Whatever!) Impeachment
