Deleted Comments: Yankees Too Dumb To Know They Stoled Old Glory From The Confederate Flag!

It's hard to keep a proud neo-Confederate down -- or out of the comments on an article from two years ago.

Culture

Deleted Comments: You Liberal Losers Are Just Jealous Of Ivanka Because You're Losers. Also Sheeple.

Our Ivanka Trump post got a lot of attention. Some of it from serious doofuses.

Science

Hey, Did All You Woman Protesters Pick Up Your George Soros Checks Yet?

Fox News shows us how to lie while saying something that's technically factual

Culture

Even 'Pizzagate' Gunman Thinks Alex Jones Is LIL' BIT CRAZY

He just wanted to save the kids!

Guns

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Donate

Barack Obama Claims He's Not A Demon. Which Is Just What He Would Say.

Bet he smells like sex and good Scotch.

Elections

Deleted Comments: Wonkette Doesn't Meet Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza's High Intellectual Standards

Hey, Dinesh D'Souza saw our review of his dumb movie! He didn't like it much.

Elections

Deleted Comments Of The Week: You Sheepy Sheeple Are Such Sheep!

News

BREAKING: Jesse Ventura Wrong About Nazi Water Fluoridation

News

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Donate

Has Trump Mentioned Lately That Dead John McCain Makes Him So Angry Like GRRR ARGH?

News

Judge Declares Wisconsin GOP's Lame Duck Power Grab Illegal, Tacky As Hell

Legal

Trump Doing Pretty Well Off Suckers Donating To 2020 Campaign

2020 presidential election

Newsletter

Shop Wonkette Bazaar

Wonkette on Redbubble

NRA = Weak Sad Poop

Enemy of the People

This Is Not An Ad

Buy Shit From Amazon, Wonkette Gets Money

Privacy

Privacy Policy