Stephen Moore Will Never Back Down, Never Surr-- Oh, Never Mind. BOY BYE. Liz Dye Feminininism 02 May 2019
President Art Of The Deal Gets His Precious Mexican Border Wall, Just Kidding Nope Maybe Russia can spot him the $5 billion. Doktor Zoom National Politics 18 Dec 2018
Kellyanne Conway Is Your New Fentanyl Connection, America! (Czar, Whatever.) Kellyanne Conway is a proven idiot. She's therefore ready to handle a crisis that's killing tens of thousands of Americans. Doktor Zoom News 30 Nov 2017
Senate Obamacare Repeal Now At 'Confused Clusterfuck' Stage The Senate is moving forward at great speed on... something. Doktor Zoom News 26 Jul 2017
Susan Collins Sorry For Saying Blake Farenthold Unfuckably Ugly, Even Though It's True Civility is overrated. Evan Hurst News 26 Jul 2017
We'd Pour One Out For Obamacare, But We Need To Drink It Instead This fight isn't over. Have a cry and a good stiff drink and let's stop this thing. Doktor Zoom News 25 Jul 2017
Master-Dealmaker Trump Loses Healthcare Negotiations To REPUBLICANS. Let's Watch! :D Donald Trump was completely surprised the Senate's ACA repeal collapsed. Then again, he's surprised when he gets an extra scoop of ice cream. Doktor Zoom News 18 Jul 2017
Nation Aghast At Trump's Mika Tweets, Except Sarah Huckabee Sanders And His 'No Bullying' Wife A children's treasury of SOLEMN AND SERIOUS REACTIONS to Donald Trump's latest prematurely ejaculatory tweets. Evan Hurst News 29 Jun 2017
Jobless Floridians Will Starve Because Rick Scott Spent $77 Million On A Crappy Unemployment Website State/Local Politics
