With Time, Little Leaguers Will Understand Gunshots Just Sound Of Freedom Only cars got bullet holes in them this time, so hooray America! Doktor Zoom Guns 27 Apr 2022
How's America's Well-Regulated Militia Protecting Freedom So Far In 2020? Those aren't gunshot wounds, they're FREEDOM HOLES. Doktor Zoom Guns 08 Jan 2020
AZ Republican Shoots Self In Foot, Which Is In His Mouth, Which Also Has Poop In It, METAPHORICALLY 'With money' is the new 'with votes.' Robyn Pennacchia Guns 02 Oct 2019
Thoughtful Chicago Tribune Columnist Muses About 'Feral' Black Boys It's always refreshing to see a simple explanation for social problems. If the cause is one bad thing, then fixing things must be easy! Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 08 Sep 2016
