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AZ Republican Shoots Self In Foot, Which Is In His Mouth, Which Also Has Poop In It, METAPHORICALLY 'With money' is the new 'with votes.' Robyn Pennacchia Guns 02 Oct 2019
Thoughtful Chicago Tribune Columnist Muses About 'Feral' Black Boys It's always refreshing to see a simple explanation for social problems. If the cause is one bad thing, then fixing things must be easy! Doktor Zoom News 08 Sep 2016
Multiple Casualties Reported In San Bernardino Mass Shooting, Wonder If Guns Were Involved Evan Hurst News 02 Dec 2015
Good Toddlers With Guns Protecting America From Tyranny On Weekly Basis Now Doktor Zoom News 15 Oct 2015
Dumb Duggars, Bristol Palin And Gross Kevin McCarthy. Your Weekly Top Ten! Evan Hurst News 11 Oct 2015
Truthful Newsman Bill O’Reilly Did Too See Those Nuns Shot Dead (No He Didn’t) Jeffrey Billman News 26 Feb 2015
This White Lady In Body Armor Shot All Her Neighbors And Lived To Tell! Your Gun Fun Holiday Roundup! Doktor Zoom News 30 Dec 2014
If You Liked Jesus Feeding The 5,000, You're Gonna LOVE Trump Sucking And Spitting The 60,000! fox news
