Let's Watch A Freshman Democrat Smack Mike Pompeo Around And Make Him SO MAD!

Rep. Tom Malinowski (D-NJ) had some questions about Donald Trump's torrid love affair with Kim Jong Un. Pompeo did not like them!

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Washington Post Preemptively Kneecaps Devin Nunes's Next Memo In The Dick

Devin Nunes is going to waste America's time some more. Here's your primer on what he's going to waste it with!

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We Are Beginning To Think Stable Genius Devin Nunes Hasn't Read His Own Stupid Lie-Memo

Can Devin Nunes actually read? UNCLEAR.

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Guess What, Michael Flynn And Paul Manafort! Robert Mueller Is Literally IN YOUR ASS.

All your Trump-Russia updates right here!

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Mike Pompeo Running CIA From Warm, Safe Office Inside Donald Trump's Butt

BREAKING NEWS: Mike Pompeo is REALLY FUCKING BAD at his job.

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Team Of Evils: Trump CIA Pick Mike Pompeo Also Complete Dick

BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!111!!!

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No, For Real, Though, Is Donald Trump A Russian Intelligence Asset?

WE ARE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS.

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Oprah Would Like To 'Splain Something To Dumb 'Undecided' Voters

Oprah explains that it doesn't matter if you like Hillary, because SHE AIN'T COMIN' TO YOUR HOUSE FOR DINNER!

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Literal Hundreds Of Gunhumpers Won't Have NRA-TV To Hump Their Guns To, Anymore :(

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Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For ... Oh, Just Fixing Democracy!

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If It's What You Say, I Love Robert Mueller Testifying, Especially Later In The Summer!

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