It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY) Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid. Evan Hurst News 12 Feb 2019
'A Free Vacation For Bureaucrats.' Wonkagenda For Dec. 12, 2018 Trump tries to change all the subjects, and Javanka are the Shadow Chief Of Staff. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 12 Dec 2018
New York Times Just Published A HOLY SHIT WOW Story On The Trump-Russia Conspiracy, So That's Unlike Them! IS OUR NEW YORK TIMES LEARNING? Evan Hurst News 20 Sep 2018
New York Times Wonders If It MAY Have Shit Bed A Tiny On That Little Trump-Russia Story Just That One Time Golf clap, New York Times. JUST KIDDING, FUCK YOU. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 16 May 2018
Nick Confessore Doesn't Understand Why Everybody Hates The New York Times. Let's Help Him Out! Is our New York Times EVER GOING TO LEARN? Evan Hurst News 24 Apr 2018
Fox News Decided To Spare America From Thinking Of Donald Trump Boning Porn Star Before Election Why would Fox have killed this story just before the election? Truly, a quandary. Doktor Zoom News 19 Jan 2018
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME. Evan Hurst News 10 Jan 2018
Idiot Trump Kids Have Big League Thoughts About Bombing Syria, So Yooge And Tremendous Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason. Evan Hurst News 11 Apr 2017
