Patriot Kidnaps Latino Family To Make His Yard Great Again
Wellington Waggener forced his neighbors to do yard work for him, recite the Pledge of Allegiance!
03 Jun 2018
Rosenstein Tells Nunes To Eat Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 2, 2018
Trump's doc feels 'raped,' 71 different Scott Pruitt stories, and Mark Zuckerberg isn't for spying on you. Your morning news brief.
02 May 2018
Monument To Lynching Victims Opens. No, Not Clarence Thomas Or Bill Cosby
Heritage and hate.
30 Apr 2018
Charter School Teacher Urges Students To Look On The Sunny Side Of Slavery
Isn't there plenty of racism to go around without continuing to teach it in schools?
22 Apr 2018
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Tennessee Can't Wait To Erect A Giant Fetus Statue, For To Shame All The Abortion-Havers
How many fetus monuments is too many?
19 Apr 2018
South Carolina GOPers' Plan To Honor 'Black Confederate Soldiers' Thwarted By Lack Thereof
South Carolina had exactly zero black Confederate soldiers.
02 Jan 2018
Hide Your Daughters, America, It's Your Roy Moore Pre-Election Roundup!
DON'T DO THIS, ALABAMA. VOTE FOR DOUG JONES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
11 Dec 2017
John Kelly Just Wondering Why We Couldn't 'Compromise' On Slavery
The 'adult in the room' believes some pretty childish things about history.
31 Oct 2017
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