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Normal Website The Daily Caller Fantasizes About 'Punishing' Kneeling Football Men

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Patriot Kidnaps Latino Family To Make His Yard Great Again

Wellington Waggener forced his neighbors to do yard work for him, recite the Pledge of Allegiance!

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Rosenstein Tells Nunes To Eat Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 2, 2018

Trump's doc feels 'raped,' 71 different Scott Pruitt stories, and Mark Zuckerberg isn't for spying on you. Your morning news brief.

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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