Guggenheim Won't Loan Trump A Van Gogh, But Has Solid Gold Shitter To Spare

Golly, if this isn't an out-of-control metaphor!

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Team Trump Marks 6 Months Since Election By Reminding Us Trump Won. Did You Know He Won? He Won.

Breaking: Trump still won the election. Stay tuned for updates on his having won.

Elections
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