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Kirstjen Nielsen chowhounded, baby jails, and oh they're killing Obamacare again, don't worry, no big deal.

California avoids election catastrophes, Trump forgets the words to songs (again), and Betsy DeVos uses the Chewbacca Defense on school shootings. Your morning news brief.

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

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