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WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, ROY? Oh, He's just over there wearing a Doug Jones T-shirt!

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Trump Judge Pick Doesn't Want To Give Impression He's Some Kind Of Faggot

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Ted Cruz Knows Dildos Are Slippery Slope To Banging Your Sister

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Idiot Alabama Judge Thinks You Need A License To Do Buttsex

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Handsome Joe Biden Knows How Stupid Ben Carson's Gay Prison Comments Were, Jesus, God!

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