Immigration Officers Charged With Rape, Serial Killing. Guess We're Not Sending Our Best. But don't worry, the crimes were committed on their own time. Don't you feel safer? Doktor Zoom News 17 Sep 2018
Roy Moore Waiting For God To Certify Doug Jones Winner Of Alabama Election WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, ROY? Oh, He's just over there wearing a Doug Jones T-shirt! Evan Hurst News 14 Dec 2017
Trump Judge Pick Doesn't Want To Give Impression He's Some Kind Of Faggot This racist birther freak DEFINITELY deserves a lifetime appointment to the federal bench. Evan Hurst News 17 Jul 2017
Thanks A Lot, Gays, For LITERALLY Sodomizing Florida With Hurricanes There goes God, punishing gays with natural disasters again. Evan Hurst News 07 Oct 2016
Michigan Lawmakers Tried To Solve Flint Water Crisis By Banning Buttsex C.A. Pinkham Featured 12 Feb 2016
Handsome Joe Biden Knows How Stupid Ben Carson's Gay Prison Comments Were, Jesus, God! Evan Hurst News 09 Mar 2015
Let's Watch Republicans Sh*t On A Guy With A Purple Heart! (Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three!) Impeachment
