Trump To Give Farmers Another Twenty Or Fifty Bucks Each, NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Sure hope China doesn't start subsidizing its industries, or this could get messy!

Trade War

Agriculture Department Throwing Away Perfectly Good Economists

Why yes, it's because they reported information that makes Trump look bad. Why else would there be a purge?

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Trump's Christmas Gift: A Nice Kick In The Teeth For The Poor

Are there no workhouses?

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Shut Up, Old Man! Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 18, 2018

An angry, racist grandpa yells at the internet, the economy slides into the toilet, and Twitter hates black women. Your morning news brief!

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Trump Admin Will Protect 4-H Cows From Gay Kids

When it should be protecting them from Devin Nunes.

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Donald Trump Warns California: Stop Burning, OR ELSE

It's not global warming. It's OLD TREES.

Science

Trump's Budget Dream: Make America A Dickensian Slum Again, 'Blue Apron Style'

Perhaps there are some houses of some kind, where the poor could be put to work.

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Government Wants To Murder Your Farmer's Market! Hippies And Hipsters, ACTIVATE!

For about the cost of a windshield wiper on an F-35, we could save funding for a federal grant program for farmer's markets.

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Trump Wants To Run On Healthcare In 2020. Well, If He Insists!

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