Mike Pence Condemns Mike Pence For Saying Thing Mike Pence Definitely Did Not Say
Mother's gonna spank him on the bottom for this.
12 Jun 2018
Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018
Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.
17 May 2018
LOL President Dumb Shit Got Played On North Korea, Can You Believe It?
You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot.
16 May 2018
Sure We Believe You Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Wonkagenda For Fri., May 4, 2018
Hurricane Rudy damages Trump's White House, Don Blankenship loses his shit, Trump stops funding White Helmets. Your morning news brief!
04 May 2018
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John Kelly Thinks Trump Is Total Effing Idiot, So He's Getting Fired Soon
JOHN KELLY FIRING WATCH: High alert!
01 May 2018
The Shaming Of The Shrew. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 30, 2018
Republicans STILL MAD at the shaming of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Dr. Ronny Jackson is quit-fired, and the NRA bans guns. Your morning news brief.
30 Apr 2018
Peace In Our Time! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 27, 2018
North and South Korea agree to be friends, Michael Cohen has daddy issues, and Scott Pruitt blames everyone else. Your morning news brief.
27 Apr 2018
Trump And Macron: L'AMOUR! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 25, 2018
Trump and Macron are being really weird, Michael Cohen is SO lonely, and Dr. Ronny Jackson is in DEEP SHIT. Your morning news brief.
25 Apr 2018
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