How Bad Is Trump Gonna F*ck It Up With Kim Jong Un, On A Scale Of One To 'Oops, I Gave Ivanka To North Korea'? The world's eyes are on Trump, and they are LOLing. Evan Hurst News 26 Feb 2019
Teenage Sex Terrorist. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 25, 2018 Brett Kavanaugh dies on a cross, Trump goes to the UN, Europe keeps finding Russian spies. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 25 Sep 2018
Trump SHOCKED To Learn Trade Wars Are Bad And Hard To Win Trump thought he could get cute, and stop trading with "shithole countires." Dominic Gwinn News 09 Sep 2018
The 445,672 Most HOLY FUCKING BATSHIT Moments In Bob Woodward's New Trump Book (SO FAR!) Evan Hurst News 04 Sep 2018
Lordy, There Are Tapes! Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 15, 2018 Paul Manafort might be going to jail, Omarosa keeps talking, and Democrats get diverse. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 15 Aug 2018
Mike Pence Condemns Mike Pence For Saying Thing Mike Pence Definitely Did Not Say Mother's gonna spank him on the bottom for this. Evan Hurst News 12 Jun 2018
Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018 Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 17 May 2018
LOL President Dumb Shit Got Played On North Korea, Can You Believe It? You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot. Evan Hurst News 16 May 2018
