Preet Bharara: OF COURSE We All Thought About Taping Trump. THAT F*CKER LIES!

'WHAT KIND OF AMATEUR DEEP STATE DO YOU THINK WE ARE?' (Not a quote from Preet Bharara.)

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Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade.

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UH OH, Jerry Nadler, Did Meatball LIE TO CONGRESS?

Matthew Whitaker went back to visit with the House Judiciary Committee. It was illuminating!

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Michael Cohen F*cks Trump, Sends Trump The Dry-Cleaning Bill

Cohen is suing the Trump Organization for unpaid legal fees -- even the ones from AFTER he flipped on Trump. LOL!

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A Gross NSFW Story About Trump, Michael Cohen, And Rudy Giuliani Dangling Their Dingles At Each Other

We hate all these people so much.

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Meet Daniel Goldman, The Dashing Young Buck Adam Schiff Just Hired To Kick Trump's Ass

This guy is the REAL BUSINESS, y'all.

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Guess Sean Hannity Wants To Be Under Investigation, Just Like His Beloved President

(OR MAYBE HE ALREADY IS.)

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Elijah Cummings Dad-Splained Michael Cohen And Made Him (And America!) Cry

It might make you cry too, unless you are dead inside like we are.

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Trump Idiots Out For Adam Schiff's Blood, Because That Is Sane And Rational

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