Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now. Evan Hurst News 04 Sep 2019
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ Jerry Nadler's not the only one pissed at the abrupt and weird end to the SDNY's investigation into Donald Trump's campaign finance crimes. Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2019
Yep, Michael Cohen Is A Criminal. Sounds Like His Boss And Hope Hicks Are Too! All of these fuckers should be in prison. Evan Hurst News 18 Jul 2019
​SDNY, Are You OK? Blink Once For 'Yes,' Blink Twice For 'Bill Barr' Guess Trump is 'exonerated' AGAIN! Evan Hurst News 15 Jul 2019
Junior Does Not Wish To Correct Any Of His Senate Lies, No Thank You This fucker right here. Evan Hurst Russia 12 Jun 2019
How To Rig The Census For Fun And Profit And White Supremacy Someone forgot to tell these guys not to take notes on their criminal conspiracy. Jamie Lynn Crofts Legal 03 Jun 2019
Trump's Failboat Ride Through The Courts Continues: Deutsche Bank Edition! Oh look, the country's biggest loser lost again. Evan Hurst News 23 May 2019
