We Knew Trump Was Probably A Russian Intelligence Asset, But HOLY F*CK If you watched Rachel Maddow last night, you'll see that the thing that was bothering her is also SERIOUSLY bothering us. Evan Hurst Russia 04 Jan 2019
President Bugf*ck's New Year's Resolution Clearly 'Be More Bugf*ck' It's nice when it's a resolution you can keep. Evan Hurst News 02 Jan 2019
Why Can't Man-Baby Donald Trump Use Nuclear Weapons, WHY WHY WHY??? A Wonksplainer Trump reportedly asked a foreign policy expert THREE TIMES IN ONE HOUR why he's not allowed to nuke everything. THREE TIMES. Evan Hurst News 03 Aug 2016
U.S., Russia Engage In Cold War Cosplay, Tears For Fears Reunion Next Major Major Major Major News 11 Jul 2016
Newt Gingrich Just Knows That Pussy Obama's Gonna Say 'Sorry' To Japan For Pearl Harbor Doktor Zoom POTUS 11 May 2016
John Kasich Detects Some Flaws In His Jihad For Jesus Plan (But He's Still For It) Kaili Joy Gray News 19 Nov 2015
Donald Trump Defeats Soviet Union, Builds Vietnam Memorial With His Bare Hands Kaili Joy Gray Featured 17 Jul 2015
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Conservatives Terrified New York Times 1619 Project Will Remind Black People Slavery Existed Post-Racial America
