Spies Like Us! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 21, 2018
Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.
21 May 2018
Harvey Weinstein Invents New Way To Be Total Fucking Creep
Hiring spies to take down the women who accused him was his way of trying to get away with it again.
07 Nov 2017
Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
11 Oct 2017
LOOK! A Clever Ruse! Wonkagenda for Tuesday, April 4, 2017
Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!
04 Apr 2017
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Donald Trump's Management Tips: It's All The Hunger Games And Shit
Nothing to worry about here, comrade. Move along.
20 Mar 2017
Trump Spying On U.S. Spies. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 16, 2017
Trump goes to war with spies, ICE goes after DREAMers, and Clarence Thomas's wife, Ginni Thomas, wants to protest hipster protesters! Your morning news brief!
16 Feb 2017
CIA Director Gently Implying FBI Ratf*cked Election For Trump
John Brennan did not say a thing! Why would we even suggest that?
16 Jan 2017
Obama Boots Trump's 400lb. Russian Hackers. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 30, 2016
Obama leaves Russia with severe butthurt, Trump's minions are already fracturing, and Bob Marshall REALLY hates porn. Your daily news brief!
30 Dec 2016
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