Oh, James Comey, You Sassy Bitch! Wonkagenda For April 16, 2018
James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.
16 Apr 2018
Let's Watch Alex Jones Have P-In-V Sex With An American Flag While Roger Stone Watches
This is totally normal. All of it.
10 Apr 2018
Poor Nazis Can't Scrounge Up Enough Reichsmarks To Keep 'Stormfront' Website Open
Looks like a rising tide of hate doesn't lift all U-Boats.
05 Apr 2018
We Have Another Example Of Liberal Fascism For Bari Weiss, It Is These Ghosts Haunting Milo Yiannopoulos?
This is all getting so recursive we could just curse.
08 Mar 2018
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Sovereign Citizens Impeach Hillary Clinton For Uranium One, #Pizzagate, Cancellation Of Hee Haw
Remember, it's only a legal document if it's 'signed' with a red thumbprint. But not on the Solstice.
21 Dec 2017
Oklahoma Police Chief Wishes All These Nazis Would Stop Living Inside His Body
HE SEEMS NICE.
28 Aug 2017
Mike Pompeo Running CIA From Warm, Safe Office Inside Donald Trump's Butt
BREAKING NEWS: Mike Pompeo is REALLY FUCKING BAD at his job.
25 Aug 2017
London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017
Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
19 Jun 2017
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