Florida Gov. DeSantis Really Mad New York Gave His State Coronavirus Scapegoating ain’t leadership. Stephen Robinson coronavirus 29 Mar 2020
Ron DeSantis Will Close Florida's Beaches. By October, At The Latest! Who knew Florida could find someone WORSE than Rick Scott! Liz Dye coronavirus 19 Mar 2020
Rick Gates: OK Fine I Am Guilty, But Can I Pleeeeeeeeease Go To Spring Break? DON'T DO ANYTHING WONKETTE WOULDN'T DO! You know, like sneak across the border and take the first flight to Moscow. Evan Hurst News 23 Feb 2018
We're Not Sending Our Best People: Spring Break Jerkwads Chant 'Build The Wall!' In Mexico Oh American college students, never change. We mean always. Always change. Doktor Zoom News 22 Mar 2017