Ron DeSantis Will Close Florida's Beaches. By October, At The Latest!

Who knew Florida could find someone WORSE than Rick Scott!


Rick Gates: OK Fine I Am Guilty, But Can I Pleeeeeeeeease Go To Spring Break?

DON'T DO ANYTHING WONKETTE WOULDN'T DO! You know, like sneak across the border and take the first flight to Moscow.


We're Not Sending Our Best People: Spring Break Jerkwads Chant 'Build The Wall!' In Mexico

Oh American college students, never change. We mean always. Always change.


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