If It's What You Say, Tulsi Gabbard Loves It, Especially Later In The Summer Everything is 2016 again. Evan Hurst News 02 Aug 2019
Are George Papadopoulos And Sergei Millian The Two Dumbest Idiots In The Whole Trump-Russia Scandal? Sure Why Not. Ready for a WONKETTE DICK JOKE DEEP DIVE LONG READ? Well come right here and sit a spell! Evan Hurst News 08 Feb 2019
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Lying About Random Shit Again, GOP Tax Scam Edition What's so galling about her bullshit is that it's SO EASILY DISPROVEN. Evan Hurst News 19 Dec 2017
Trump Campaign Knucklefucks Only Retweeted Hottest Russian Trolls On Twitter Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised. Evan Hurst News 19 Oct 2017
Russia All Up In Trump Racists' Facebooks, Inviting Them To Racism Sex Orgies! DAMN. HOLY SHIT. DAMN. Evan Hurst News 12 Sep 2017
Ted Cruz Penis Hacks Twitter! Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 12, 2017 Russia has been busy in Not American Internets, climate change gives Scott Pruitt a sad, and Ted Cruz's peener is tweeting. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 12 Sep 2017
Your Boyfriend Emmanuel Macron Just Got Up In Putin's Grill Like 'YEAH BRO, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?' He's no Justin Trudeau, but he'll do. Evan Hurst News 30 May 2017
No, For Real, Though, Is Donald Trump A Russian Intelligence Asset? WE ARE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS. Evan Hurst News 01 Nov 2016
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We *Think* Democrats Would Like Some Witnesses And Documents. Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three! Impeachment
