Michael Cohen Pleads 'Guilty As F*ck' Again, But This Time It's For MUELLER STUFF!

It's MUELLER TIME, baby!

Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018

Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.

Robert Mueller's New Cooperating Witness Much Further Up Russia's Ass Than Previously Reported!

Here, have a bunch of new information about the rapidly expanding cast of characters in the Trump-Russia conspiracy!

At Least Vladimir Putin Didn't Accuse Megyn Kelly Of Bleeding From Her Wherever

He was still a slimy little fuck, obviously.