The Federalist Doth Accuse Goody Greta Thunberg And Other 'Climate Worshipers' Of WITCHCRAFT Get out the wicker man! Robyn Pennacchia Environment 26 Sep 2019
Erik Prince Congressional Testimony Conclusively Proves He's Full-Of-Shit, Also An Asshole Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP! Evan Hurst News 07 Dec 2017
Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Glenn Greenwald We're pretty sure Glenn Greenwald thinks the American 'Deep State' is worse than Pol Pot. YEAH BUDDY. Evan Hurst News 07 Aug 2017
Joe And Mika HATE This One Chick 'Steve Bannon', Like OMG Becky Let's watch as the 'Morning Joe' kids realize that Steve Bannon is really bad, like for real. Evan Hurst News 28 Feb 2017
Sarah Palin Just Yelled 'Hoohah!' And Now Our Week Is Complete Sarah Palin thinks a common euphemism for vagina is also the Marines' battle cry. Evan Hurst News 02 Dec 2016
President Of Earth Donald J. Trump To America's NATO Allies: Drop Dead Donald Trump has some new ideas about the U.S. commitment to the NATO alliance. They are ridiculous, frightening thoughts. Major Major Major Major News 21 Jul 2016
Melania Trump Not Boning Hitler, She PROMISES OK, Donald Trump isn't Hitler. But is he Stalin? Mussolini? Evan Hurst News 18 May 2016
