Dick's Sporting Goods Announces AR-Genda Of GUNOCIDE!
As if thousands of rifles never fired, and stayed silent. Exactly like that, in fact.
17 Apr 2018
'If The President Does It, It's Not Obstruction Of Justice.' Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 4, 2017
Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.
04 Dec 2017
Hey Georgia Democrats! Give Donald Trump A Big Black Eye Today -- WITH ACTUAL VOTES
No way does Trump get any more feathers in his cap.
18 Apr 2017
Tomorrow's The Day For Georgia Democrats To Get Off Their Butts And Vote For Jon Ossoff
Hey! Special election Tuesday! Let's take a seat away from the Rs and give 'em noogies, too!
17 Apr 2017
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Republicans Blow $1 Million On Attack Ad Yelling 'Nerrrd!!' At Dem House Candidate
This 'Star Wars' themed attack ad is little more than Bantha poodoo.
03 Mar 2017
Carrie Fisher Dies At 60, Takes Part Of Your Youth With Her
Relive 2016 again? We'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
27 Dec 2016
Neo-Nazi Nerds Bitching About 'Star Wars' Again, Because Yoda Is A Rabbi Or Something
And don't even get them STARTED on Spock!
09 Dec 2016
Neil deGrasse Tyson Turns Twitter Feed Into Live Show, Sciences The Sh*t Out Of Movies
Neil deGrasse Tyson is America's preeminent nerd. He'd like to take you to the movies. And then remind you space is a vacuum, and the Death Star wouldn't go 'KABOOM!'
17 Jun 2016
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