We Come Not To Praise Howard Schultz But To Bury Him Because That Guy Sucks

You can go back to drinking Starbucks now, if that's a thing you liked drinking.

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Getting Hot In Herre! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 29, 2019

Meatball is cooked, Kamala kicks ass, and everyone hates Howard Schultz. Your morning news brief!

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Bought And Sold. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 16, 2018

Trump meets with Putin (again), baby jails are run like prisons for babies, and Sacha Baron Cohen trolls gun fetishists. Your morning news brief!

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Megyn Kelly Talked About Starbucks And Race. It Went GREAT!

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Black Men Arrested For Grand Theft Sitting At Philadelphia Starbucks

Store employee who called the cops on the men has come to a mutual understanding with the company that she is terrible and no longer works there.

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Julián Castro: GET THE LEAD OUT!

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